
Top 10 Things I'd like to but Can't Say to Customers at Starbucks®...
(again, the following do NOT represent the feelings or attitudes of Starbucks Coffee Co.®)
10) Ma'am, it's 11AM on Saturday morning, why do you think it's busy?
9) God doesn't charge for water, we don't either.
8) I can hear you without the cell phone.
7) Yes, that is a grande, we're not cheating you, there is NO conspiracy.
6) Are you kidding me?
5) To any group of 14 junior highers, usually around 3:01PM, "We're out of frappucinno... hahaha! Just kidding."
4) Trust me, I'm a professional.
3) We heard you say "decaf" the first time.
2) How many "decaf quad venti sugar-free vanilla non-fat extra hot no foam with whip and caramel sauce lattes" do you think were ordered in the last 45 seconds?
1) There's no A in "Venti."
Now, y'all go get a cup of coffee and have a great day! Jude 24, 25

1 comment:
I'll have a super-sized cup joe, you know just plain black coffee the way God made it. And, um, make that to go.
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